Episode 38 – Prayer
I am a golem.
A golem that does not
need to eat or sleep, and its power source is unknown.
It took me six days to
pull out the weeds, without resting, buchi, buchi, buchi. I've finally done it!
The grass is gone from the garden of the house. Just
the absence of grass makes it look much better. Well, it's not that pretty,
since there's no lawn. I put all the weeds together. It will have to be thrown
away or burned somewhere.
After finishing my
work, I headed back to the mansion. This was a lot of hard work. It wouldn't
hurt to get a brush or something. I arrive at the door of the mansion. Of course,
Sebastian is nowhere to be found. Damn you, Sebastian. What could he be doing
in the house? He has nothing to do...
I'm going inside the
house. Brush, where's the brush?
I knew it would be
dusty inside the house. There's so much dust that my footprints are left behind
as I walk. I thought the mansion was magnificent even from the outside, and
that impression remained the same as I entered. It's a splendid mansion. I
wonder if a nobleman or a big merchant lived there, since there was even a
butler.
I walked around the
mansion. Hmm, I can't find what I'm looking for. It's such a big place, there
must be cleaning tools. I open and close the doors of the various rooms,
opening and closing them again. There are so many ornaments, and the furniture
looks so expensive, I feel like I'm walking through a museum.
But I wonder why such a
magnificent building is abandoned. And it's strange that it hasn't been
ransacked by bandits or something. Maybe it was Sebastian's attack that
repelled them. I'm not sure how strong Sebastian is, though.
In the midst of all
this, I opened one of the doors and was surprised. There was a bath. Of course,
there was no water, but there was a bath! I went into the bath and started to touch things to
see if I could get some water out. Since this is a magical world, they must
have used some magical power to make the bath. There were no rivers or wells
around the house.
I wondered what I
should do. My intuition tells me that the dragon's head with its mouth open on
the edge of the bathtub is suspicious. The eyes are inlaid with a blue gem on
one side and a red gem on the other. I think it's water and hot water. How does
it get filled?
I poked the jewel with
my finger and got no response. I tried putting my hand in his mouth, but he
didn't respond. Oh, goodness, goodness, goodness, I stroked the top of its head
and chin with both hands, and there was a reaction ....... Something glittered
in his eyes. I'm not sure if it's going to come. I'm not sure what to say.
Hot water came pouring
out of the dragon's mouth. It looks really hot. I tried to touch it, but I'm
not sure how it feels. Being a metal golem, I thought it would be sensitive to
heat, but it was insensitive.
I had a vague idea from
the time I put my hand on the roof's forehead, but I don't seem to feel heat or
cold very well. I guess heat and cold are not a threat to this metal body. I
don't know if it's good or bad, because I can't say, "Wow, that's nice hot
water.”
I can't wait for the
water to fill up. The bathtub is quite large, so it might take a while to fill
up. Let's go check out the other rooms we haven't seen yet.
I opened the door next
to me and found myself in a bathroom. To my surprise, it was a toilet that
could flush. The other world is really doing it. I found the brush I had been
looking for. Along with a variety of cleaning tools!
I picked up one of the
shorter brushes. It's just the right length!
But let's not be hasty.
This is the kind of brush you find in a place like this. I can't shake the
possibility that it's a toilet cleaning brush. I don't want to wash my body
with a toilet brush, that's for sure. Maybe it's better to get a towel instead
of a brush.
Oops, the bath water
might have filled up by now, so let's go back.
The bathtub is still
only half full. But I don't care. I'll just go in. But the steam is still
amazing. It's like boiling water. It's not boiling, but it's boiling enough to
make a cup of ramen.
Finally, the bathtub
was filled with hot water. As soon as the bathtub was full, the hot water that
had been coming out of the dragon's mouth slowly stopped. Oh, I was a little
worried, but it was indeed magic. How convenient. After that, I soaked myself
in the hot water with my eyes closed. I don't fall asleep, so I don't have to
worry about drowning in the bathtub.
{Log: Golem took 0
damage from Ghost}
Oh, the voices of the
world are still doing their job at a time like this. It's a lot of work because
there are so many attack logs from ghosts. Thanks again! The Voice of the
World!
I wait in anticipation
for the voice to say, "Your friendship level has increased. But no matter
how long I waited, I did not hear such a voice. I guess I was a little too eager.
{Log: Golem took 0
damage from Ghost}
Instead, another attack
log from Ghost sounded. I opened my eyes to find Sebastian standing at the
entrance to the bath. What the hell, let me at least take a bath. Shaking my
head in disbelief, I was attacked again.
{Log: Golem took 0
damage from Ghost}
There's no rest for the
weary voice of the world. Well, all joking aside, there's also the problem of
so many attack logs from ghosts. Sebastian is really narrow-minded. As we got
out of the bath, Sebastian pointed to a black stone set into the wall near the
entrance to the bath.
What is it? Do you want
me to push it?
When I pressed the
black stone with a click, a small hole like a beehive opened up at the bottom
of the bathtub, and the hot water flowed out all at once. It's a convenient
world. Or is it that this house is special?
--One week later
I've gotten used to
this house. I didn't want to be a nuisance without doing something, so I
cleaned the house from corner to corner. Everywhere is spotlessly clean. I even
went to the trouble of getting ladders to clean the chandeliers and ceilings,
which were hard to reach, so you can understand how meticulous I am.
Seeing me like this,
Sebastian started to treat me a little more kindly. Maybe he was lonely
spending time alone after all. I couldn't help but think of the maid when I
talked to Sebastian. However, I immediately shook my head to the left and
right, saying that I shouldn't think about it, and changed my mind.
Sebastian, by the way,
disappears at a certain time. I thought about following him, but I wondered why
I had to stalk the bearded butler. I don't have that much time on my hands
either. I worked diligently at cleaning.
There was a room in the
house with a very grand door. I had tried to enter that room before. However,
every time I tried to touch the door, Sebastian would interrupt me. He is as
reluctant to enter the room as a junior high school boy.
Taking advantage of
Sebastian's absence, I entered the room with the magnificent door. What's in
this room? I was about to look around the room when my eyes met Sebastian's.
What the hell is Sebastian doing in this room? What the heck, was Sebastian
always in this room? I felt a little regret that I must have been stalking
Sebastian.
As usual, I was
expecting to hear a log of attacks from Ghost, but I heard nothing.
What's going on?
Sebastian. What's wrong with you that you haven't attacked me? Are you sick?
{Log: Due to the
effects of the Enlightened One, your agitated state has been resolved.}
The voice of the world
is always doing its job.
It seems that Sebastian
is just not attacking me.
In the center of the
room floated a beautiful black stone the size of a basketball. What the hell is
that?
Sebastian was standing
still, holding his hand over the black stone. Sebastian's hand is glowing
slightly. It's kind of cool. I don't know what Sebastian is holding his hand up
for, but I'm going to hold my hand up to the black stone as well.
The black stone is
floating at the height of Sebastian's chest, which is quite high from my
perspective. By the way, Sebastian has a huge body, about 190cm tall. I, on the
other hand, am only about 100cm tall. I stepped under the black stone and held
my hand over it in a sort of banzai gesture.
{Log: The golem poured
100 MP into the sealed jewel}
Whoa, did I just use MP
for the first time?
I want to check my
status just to be sure, I want to check only my HP and MP, but can I do that? I
don't need to hide my skills and titles.
Status!
---
Name Golem
Race Metal Golem
Lv 12
Status
Maximum HP: 578
Maximum MP: 551
--
Wow! I can choose what
I want to see in the status. That's easy to understand.
But there's still no
difference in the MP value. My fixed status is not a fluke.
The color of the stone
also seems to have changed a bit. I think it's a little brighter black than
before.
Oh! My hand is also
glowing slightly! It looks like I'm using that technique to gather everyone's
power now. Well, instead of gathering everyone's power, my power is being taken
away from me. However, my status is fixed. It doesn't matter how much MP I use.
I wonder if it will
change even more if I keep pouring it in like this. I'll give it a try, and
pour more MP into it.
Haaaaah!
{Log: Golem has poured
100 MP into the sealed jewel}
{Log: Golem has poured
100 MP into the sealed jewel}
{Log: Golem has poured
100 MP into the sealed jewel}
Not yet! I can still do
it! My MP is not like this!
Haaaaaaaaah!
{Log: Golem has poured
100 MP into the sealed jewel}
{Log: Golem has poured 100 MP into the sealed jewel}
{Log: Golem has poured
100 MP into the sealed jewel}
{Log: Golem has poured
100 MP into the sealed jewel}
{Log: Golem has poured
100 MP into the sealed jewel}
{Log: Golem has poured
100 MP into the sealed jewel}
The color of the
treasure ball kept changing, becoming whiter and whiter.
Sebastian somehow quit
holding up his hand and stared at me with a wide-eyed, astonished expression.
Oops, if Sebastian
quits holding up his hand, I'll be the only one pouring power into the jewel.
It's kind of cool! Before I knew it, not only my palm, but my entire body was
glowing dimly.
Good, good, good! A
real fantasy! Let's keep going!
More! Take more!
{Log: Golem has poured
500 MP into the sealed jewel}
{Log: Golem has poured
500 MP into the sealed jewel}
{Log: Golem has poured
500 MP into the sealed jewel}
{Log: Golem has poured
500 MP into the sealed jewel}
{Log: Golem has poured
500 MP into the sealed jewel}
{Log: Golem has poured
500 MP into the sealed jewel}
{Log: Golem has poured
500 MP into the sealed jewel}
I'll go further!
Oooooohhhh!
{Log: The excitement
has subsided due to the effects of the [Enlightened One]}
Oh no, the treasure
ball started glowing white. Looking back at the log, I saw that there was a
sealed jewel, so maybe it's not a good one. I wonder if I've done it again.
{Log: The sealed jewel
has been offered the prescribed amount of magic power}
{Log: The sealed jewel
will be released}
The jewel flashed and
glowed. After emitting a dazzling light, the entire mansion was filled with
magic power. The woman was in her early twenties, with a beautiful face. Her
skin was sickly white. She had rather small to none breasts.
{Log: The White Witch
<Quest> has been unleashed}
Oh, a witch named
Quest, apparently. The voice of the world tells me things that I don't know
without hesitation. That's the voice of the world! That's what I love about
you! I clap my hands in my heart.
{Log: Your friendship
with the Voice of the World has increased by 1}
{You have gained the
title [Friend of the Voice].
{You have gained the
skill [Interpretation] as a result of gaining the title [Friend of the Voice].
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
I've made up with you!
I've finally made peace with the voices of the world! I'll never lose my voice
friend again! Now I know what Sebastian and the others are saying! My time has
come again!
{Log: The effects of
the Enlightened One have calmed my excitement}
I was alone with my
joy. Behind me, Sebastian is shedding tears and bowing in greeting to the White
Witch Quest.
“Master, I have been
waiting for you. I'm sorry it took so long to break the seal.”
"Thank you, Glass.
Thanks to you I am finally back to normal.
"No, Master. It
was not my power. If it hadn't been for the funny golem, I don't know how much
longer it would have taken.”
"Funny golem?”
"The little silver
golem over there, frozen with his hands up in the air.
“・・・・・・ Well, it certainly looks a little
strange. The house is also filled with a very strong and clear magic power.”
I'm not sure what to
do. But Sebastian's name is Glass? Sebastian was not Sebastian, I thought to
myself. The White Witch came up to me and thanked me.
"Thank you, Silver
Golem, for helping to free me.”
I shake my head left
and right as if to say, "Never mind”. The butler behind me, Glass, also
speaks to me.
"Silver Golem,
thank you for freeing my Lord, and forgive me for my past rudeness. I thought
you were a demon who approached this house with malicious intent. I am sorry.”
I nodded my head from
side to side as if to say, "Don't worry about it". The white witch
saw that I could not speak, and she understood.
"Are you unable to
speak, Lord Silver Golem?”
Yes. That's right.
Unfortunately, I can't speak.
I nodded slowly in
affirmation.
"I'm sorry, but I
can't speak.”
What! How can I speak?
I buzzed and shook my head.
Quest smiles at me and
tells Glass to bring me the Necklace of the Spirit of Words. Glass seemed a
little surprised, but quickly said, "Yes, my Lord," and left the
room.
If you wear the
necklace, you will be able to communicate your intentions to others. You can
think of it as telekinesis.
Immediately, Glass
brought the necklace to me. I don't know why, but there's a guy in a maid's
uniform with him. The quest spoke to the maid-dressed knight.
"Well, Cup! You've
been liberated too. With so much magic in the air, I'm sure the rest of us will
be back to normal soon!”
It seems that the
skeleton maid is called Cup. This mansion seems to have been a haunted house.
To be honest, I want to get out early.
Quest receives a <Kotodama
Necklace> from glass and kneels in
front of me.
"Silver Golem, are
you sure you want to put it on?"
I nodded my head in
affirmation. When Quest put the necklace on my neck, the necklace glowed and
disappeared with a swoosh. Quest and Glass froze, their eyes wide open at the
sight.
"What?
Quest asks me
fearfully.
"Silver Golem, I'm
sorry, but can I use my appraisal skill on you?
Apparently, Quest can
use appraisal. I nodded yes.
{Log: Golem has been
appraised}
Will the voices of the
world tell me about the appraisal? I'm impressed.
Now I can always tell
what has been appraised. I can't do anything about it, though, because I just
know. There's nothing to be embarrassed about being seen, yeah I shouldn’t
hesitate.
Huh!
I didn't wanted to be
seen for my [be stupid] skills. I screwed up!
The quest that
appraised me froze on the spot. She was mumbling something about how impossible
it was, and how such power could exist in this world. As she was mumbling,
Glass tapped Quests shoulder and brought her back to her senses.
"Silver
Golem-dono, no, Golem-sama. I'm sorry. You have a very strong power. Because of
this, it seems that you cannot equip magic items. You may be able to equip
swords and shields, but nothing else seems to be possible.”
What a shocking
revelation. I can't believe it's impossible for me to enhance my magic items!
Well, I'm not in trouble, so it's not a problem. I've never used magic items
before.
The quest was very
apologetic. She's trying to think of something she can do in return. I don't
want anything in particular, though.
“It would be painful
for me not to be able to thank you for what you've done, so if you'd like, I
can give you one of the scrolls that will help you learn beginner-level magic.
It's a kind of contract magic, so you don't need to be able to read.”
I got one of the
scrolls and decided to leave the house.
I don't want to live in
a haunted house, as you might expect.
The three, Glass, Cup
& Quest came to see me off. In addition to the three, the numbers of the
maids are increasing rapidly. I guess with a mansion this big, you need a lot
of maids.
At the gate of the
mansion, I turned and waved for the last time. I was surprised to see that the
maids, who were made of skeleton, had become maids just like normal humans.
There was no blood on their skin, though. When Quest bowed, the other maids
bowed in sync, so did Glass and Cup.
I bowed back and left
the gate of the mansion. The mansion that had been there until then
disappeared, leaving only a grassy field with sparse trees. It was a haunted
house, after all.
{You have gained the
title【Tomodachi
of the Dead】}
{By gaining the title
[Tomodachi of the Dead], you have gained the skill [Prayer]}
Oh, I got the title of
"friend" after we parted again. Since I'm going out of my way, I pray
for the souls of the inhabitants of the mansion at the end. I prayed especially
for Sebastian, who had been with me for a long time.. May he rest in peace.
{Log: The Golem has
dealt 300 damage to the ghosts.}
{Log: The Ghosts have
ascended to Heaven}
{Log: Golem has been
raised to level 13}
(T/N- If you are enjoying this series please let me know if you want me to continue translating this.)
Golem: Hmm, I think I made a booboo
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Thank you for translating! I enjoj this novell, so funny and makes me feel good! :)
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